MTV’s Jersey Shore: See Snooki’s XXX PHOTOS!!! also A Jersey Shore Porno??? “Jersey Whores”???

OMG! Snooki Hooked Up With Vinny’s Cousin: ‘I Keep It In The Jerz Shore Fam,’ She Says

Things got hot and heavy Jan. 18 at NYC club Greenhouse!

Snooki, we’re happy you found yourself a new boy toy — but couldn’t you have gotten your kicks WITHOUT flashing your butt to the entire club? TMZ reported that you hooked up with “some random dude” at NYC club Greenhouse on Jan. 18, but you were quick to correct them via your Twitter.

“Dear @TMZ it was not a random brajole it was VINNYS COUSIN thanks,” you tweeted. “I keep it in the jerz shore fam no creepers allowed!” Hm… we wonder how fellow cast mate Vinny Guadagnino feels about all of this.


Coming Soon: “Jersey Shore” Porn

Amelia McDonell-Parry

Well, I think we knew this was coming. Zero Tolerance Entertainment is hard at work on a porn spoof based on MTV’s “Jersey Shore” and, yes, you guessed it, the film will be called “Jersey Whores.” According to Fleshbot, casting has already started and we’re more than slightly underwhelmed by some of their choices. We know it can be hard to find exact doppelgangers within the porn biz, but Dylan Ryder looks nothing like Sammi Sweetheart. And seriously, can Taryn Thomas’ hair even hold a pouf like our beloved Snooki? One upshot to “Jersey Whores” is that, miraculously, the dudes cast to portray “The Situation” and DJ Pauly D are both way better-looking, if not the slightest bit guido-esque.

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