(VIDEO) Chelsea Handler’s Sex Tape…It’s No Joke! Most X-rated Routine Ever Performed!

Apr 28, 2010

Late night comedy show host Chelsea Handler made a sex tape — and while she claims she made it as a “joke” — if that’s true, it’s one XXX joke!

RadarOnline.com has viewed the graphic tape, in which Chelsea stars with a male partner, who speaks with a clear British accent.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

When reached for comment Wednesday afternoon by RadarOnline.com, Chelsea’s rep Steven Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show Wednesday night, and she did. Chelsea, looking very agitated, said she made the tape when she was 23, and added, “I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!”

Hmmm… From what RadarOnline.com saw, it’s definitely not a “stand up” comedy bit, and if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine ever performed!

RadarOnline.com confirmed that the tape was sent out to Hollywood agents as a demo tape when Chelsea was looking to secure work. If it was an attempt to get noticed, it worked!

“This is an old demo tape that Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne,” the source who showed RadarOnline.com the tape said. It was on a VHS tape and appears to have been taped over.

NASA…Evidence of Life On Mars!!! Aliens On Red Planet??? PHOTOS/VIDEO

NASA…Evidence of Life On Mars!!!

TheSun.com
By RHODRI PHILLIPS
and PAUL SUTHERLAND
28 Apr 2010

NASA scientists last night unveiled compelling evidence of life on Mars.

A special mission to the Red Planet has revealed the likely presence of a form of pond scum – the building blocks of life as we know it.

NASA unveiled the results of the recent Opportunity and Spirit probes sent millions of miles through the solar system to discover signs of extraterrestrial life.

The results are so promising boffins have already planned a host of other missions to discover whether there is extraterrestrial life in the universe.

The recent missions have gathered evidence of sulphates on Mars, a strong indication there is water on the planet and therefore life.

Previous missions to Mars have concluded there is probably water on the planet.

But the NASA boffins said the recent missions have gone further than any others in proving there is life on Mars.

They were particularly excited about the discovery of a sulphate called gypsum which, it has emerged recently, is found in large quantities among fossils in the Mediterranean.

Jack Farmer, researcher at the Arizona State University, in Tempe, Arizona, said he was “optimistic” there was – or had been – life on Mars.

Another of the scientists Bill Schopf, researcher at the University of California in Los Angeles, added: “One, thanks to Opportunity and the rovers and orbital imaging it is clear that there are literally vast areas of Mars that are carpeted with various sorts of sulphates, including gypsum.

“Two, it turns out on earth there just hasn’t been hardly any work done at all to show whether gypsum ever includes within it preserved evidence of former life.

“The age doesn’t matter. We just didn’t know that fossils and organic matter and things like that were well preserved within gypsum.

“So, three, it turns out that now we have made that first step we are going to find out how widespread it is in other sulphate deposits on earth.

“And those lines of evidence will then give us a way to justify going to Mars and looking at gypsum because it looks as though based on these findings that is going to turn out to be a really excellent place to find evidence of ancient life, regardless of age, if in fact it is there.”

Five experts took part in last night’s press conference to celebrate 50 years of astrobiology research.

Dr Steve Squyres, of Cornell University, Ithaca, New York, said the only way of being sure there is life on Mars was to bring back a sample of Mars rock.

He also said that the detection of methane in the martian atmosphere – as revealed exclusively by The Sun – raised the possibility that there was still life on Mars today.

for the Full Story…NASA…Evidence of Life On Mars!!!

(VIDEO) Aspiring Dancer Laura Garza’s Remains Found…Sex Offender Michael Mele Suspect…

Discovery of Laura Garza’s body spurs grief – and murder investigation

BY Rocco Parascandola
DAILY NEWS POLICE BUREAU CHIEF
April 28th 2010

For 16 months, Elizabeth Garza slept with her cell phone on, hoping against hope her missing daughter, Laura, would call.

That changed last Friday, when authorities identified Laura Garza’s remains in a field near Scranton, Pa.

“Turn it off,” Elizabeth Garza told her sister, Isela Villalobos.

“You can only imagine how she feels,” Villalobos told the Daily News. “It’s going to take a lot of time for the healing process to begin.”

Laura Garza, a 25-year-old dancer, left her small Texas town for New York City in 2008 and lived in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, until she disappeared that December. She was last seen leaving Marquee, a Chelsea nightclub, with sex offender Michael Mele.

The case was cold for 16 months, with Mele refusing to cooperate with state police investigating her disappearance.

But on April 11, the skeletal remains of a woman were found in the field near Scranton. DNA tests later confirmed Garza’s identity, and an autopsy will determine how she died.

When Mele met Garza he was on probation for exposing himself and masturbating on women at a Rockland County mall.

He’s been jailed ever since for failing to register an address change when he moved.

The son of a retired Metropolitan Transportation Authority cop, Mele was recently denied parole, with the board citing his “history of sexually deviant behavior.”

It is not clear if Mele has any ties to Pennsylvania, but New York State Police Capt. Wayne Olson said investigators are looking for witnesses who may have seen Mele near where the body was dumped.

Authorities believe she was killed at his home in Wallkill, Ulster County.

Olson said Mele owned an Infiniti SUV when Garza disappeared. He previously owned a green Jaguar that was stolen in New York City two months before the disappearance.

Anyone who saw Mele in or around Scranton is asked to call Pennsylvania State Police at (570) 963-3156 or New York State Police at (845)344-5300.

rparascandola@nydailynews.com

Laura Garza’s Remains Found: Michael Mele Seen Leaving Club Marquee With Aspiring Dancer Night Of Disappearance

JIM FITZGERALD
04/26/10

A DNA analysis confirmed the identity of 25-year-old Laura Garza of Brooklyn. She had moved to New York from McAllen, Texas, five months before she disappeared.

A group of ATV riders found the remains April 11 in Mount Cobb, Pa., several miles outside of Scranton, said Capt. Wayne Olson.

A watch described as one Garza was wearing when she disappeared was found on the remains, Olson said. Forensic experts will be brought in to examine the skeleton and determine how Garza died, he said.

“We’ve been in mourning since Friday, when the police told us,” said a cousin, Isela Villalobos of McAllen, Texas. “It has been very difficult for the family. Laura’s mother was expecting for her daughter to come in the door until that dream was shattered Friday afternoon.

“All we do is think of Laura. We have moments when we cry. We have moments when we laugh,” Villalobos said in a phone interview from her restaurant in Mission, Texas. “Nothing has changed in her home in McAllen.”

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