Porn Star Riley Steele & Tracy Morgan on Howard Stern…Free Trial to RileySteele.com…


Riley Steele on the Howard Stern Show with “Cop Out” Star Tracy Morgan working the Sybian…UPDATE… free trial to RileySteele.com

Written by Gerald “Gerry” Pugliese
Thursday, February 25, 2010

Porn star Riley Steele was in studio today. Gary fell in love with her. “Most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in porn,” he said.

Everyone thought she was good looking enough to be a real model.

But Howard thinks she’s perfect for porn. “It’s smart,” he insisted, “She’s going to be the top porn girl.”

And Riley was destined for porn. She started masturbating in preschool during nap time.

“You’re naturally sexually curious,” Howard told her, “You were in training.”

She sure was. In middle school, Riley already started playing with girls.

One day, Riley was making out with her girlfriend and got caught. “We were just humping each other,” Riley innocently explained, “We weren’t eating each other out.”

So it sounds like Riley is into girls more than guys. “When I masturbate, I don’t think about guys, I think about girls,” she said. Plus Riley told Howard she throws wild lesbian orgies.”

Then when Riley turned 15, she upgraded her sex-ploits even more. Riley used to baby sit, so she started blowing the older man whose kids she was watching.

“It was always kind of awkward,” says Riley, “Because I was the babysitter.”

But that didn’t stop her, she used to not wear panties, put on short skirts, and bend over in front of him all the time.

“You sound like a lot of fun,” Howard said, “You sound out of control.”

But then the interview really jumped off. Tracy Morgan was dying to get into the studio. He thought Riley was a fine piece of ass.

“Twenty bucks I’ll get you pregnant,” he came in yelling, “Extra five bucks I’ll induce labor. Extra fifteen I’ll reduce your period.”

So given Tracy’s enthusiasm, Gary suggested Riley get on the Sybian and Tracy run the controls. Tracy was all about that.

“Pretty vagina man. Not beat up or nothing. Her shit don’t look like ham hocks,” was Tracy’s reaction when Riley stripped down.

But Tracy changed that. He tore her up on the Sybian.

“Tracy, when you work this don’t jack her up to 100%,” instructed Howard, “Take her in slow.”

But Riley got excited real quick! She started moaning at 25%. At 50% it got even better, and at 100% Riley busted a nut.

“Pow! She came. That thing is glistening. That thing is shining man,” exclaimed Tracy, “I thought she was going to squirt. I’m supposed to do comedy now!”

Tracy stuck around for his interview, but was so wound, he kept Riley’s used Sybian attachment. He’s going to hang it up next to his Muhammad Ali gloves.

“This is going to be in my homemade Smithsonian,” rejoiced Tracy.

Tracy Morgan is hands down, one of the best guests on the show. The dude is raw, real, and fucking hysterical!

UPDATE: Check it out. I got a message from Digital Playground offering you a free trial to RileySteele.com, just use keyword “howard”—hey now!


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